Merv the Perv


What can we say about this lovable scamp that this shirt doesn't already say?! When you fly this awesomely quirky freak flag of our tongue-wagging mascot over your pea pickin' heart, you are making a statement to the world; a statement that you are in on the joke. And if you happen to see someone else wearing Merv, look at them coyly, sport yourself a smile, and give'em a little tongue.

Why do we only have two kinds of quality shirts available? To find out more about why and just what the hell you are buying go to our WTF? page.


    $ 25.00




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