For the more inqusitive of our brand whores, we offer up this handy little page. It contains answers to some of the more mundane questions about our product and some of the more perplexing ones that life can throw our way. Questions that could cause life altering thoughts and possibly even more questions that could make your head explode. Please, proceed with caution and good luck!

Why are there only two styles of shirts?

At Pervertees, we prefer the simpler things in life. We also prefer for the designs speak for themsleves. That's why we only have two kinds of quality shirts available. It's easy for you and even easier on us. For a higher premium, we might make you a special order with whatever style shirt you want. But we're gonna make you beg for it. Just shoot an email to, and see if you have the groveling skills it takes to get us off our asses, to make you something special.

What are these facinating articles of fabric made from?

Fem Features:

  • 4.5 oz. 100% preshrunk ringspun cotton
  • Double-needle bottom hem
  • Oeko-Tex Standard 100 Certified
  • Missy contoured silhouette with sideseams
  • Bound-on rib trim neck and armhole
Butch Features:
  • 100% preshrunk combed ringspun cotton
  • Double needle stitching throughout
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Tubular body
  • Seamed collarette
  • Lightweight slim fit